Because FUCK SNAKES.
Switching accounts

So my mom knows about tumblr. /facepalm

Eh, I was due to start anew anyway. I refollowed everybody on my new account, mediocreapollo. So if you were wondering who that creep-ass with the nyan cat background is that just started following you, that’s me. Or some other creep-ass with a nyan cat background >_>

But it’s most likely me.

WHO SEARCHES THESE THINGS?

What you do for two days straight after going from long hair to short.

What you do for two days straight after going from long hair to short.

9gag:

(via 9GAG - What happens when you pirate music)

This makes me want to download everything Lil Wayne has ever recorded…not to listen to, just to be stealing from him lol. Because really, why punish myself as well?

9gag:

(via 9GAG - What happens when you pirate music)

This makes me want to download everything Lil Wayne has ever recorded…not to listen to, just to be stealing from him lol. Because really, why punish myself as well?

/facepalm

/facepalm

One. What is your middle name? Renn.
Two. What are you passionate about? Well, I woke up with both an alcohol hangover and a hatelife hangover, so nothing at the moment, but in another life I used to be big into animal rights, art, music, gaming, psychology and the paranormal. Pretty generic stuff.
Three. Zebra or leopard print? I’ve hung up too many leopard and zebra print thongs, size 12, to not be sickened at the sight of either.
Four. Do you have any fears? Plenty small things that make me nervous, just a couple big ones.
Five. Silver or gold? Titanium or surgical steel, is the better question.
Six. Top three places to visit. Stratford, ON; Amsterdam in its dying throes of radness; and Germany for the FuckParade.
Seven. How many siblings do you have? 0, unless you count my dog ._.
Eight. Where are you from? Historically, all over Europe and the Mediterranean. I was born in NC, though, raised Downriver.
Nine. First career you wanted as a child. Ghost hunter. I kinda still do lol.
Ten. What’s your sign? Virgo/horse.
Eleven. Future names of your children. N/a, not going to have any.
Twelve. Do you have any pets? Justice the Wonderpanda =]
Thirteen. What are you listening to right now? “The Suffering,” Coheed & Cambria.
Fourteen. Do you believe in fate/destiny? Meh.
Fifteen. What are your career goals? Short-term, that’s my business. I’d like to do something in psych that doesn’t directly involve helping others, like creative consultation or research. Also, there’s always ghost-hunting, but that doesn’t pay very well lol.
Sixteen. What is your favorite color? Several shades of blue are tied for first, and green is a close second.
Seventeen. What is your favorite flower? Michigan lilies.
Eighteen. What was the first concert/show you attended? I’ve been to countless local shows, but the first notable concert was Alice Cooper XD
Nineteen. Something you are working on right now. Getting rid of unwanted baggage.
Twenty. Have you ever had a near-death experience? Yeah.
Twenty-one. Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? Definite procrastinator.
Twenty-two. Left or right handed? Right.
Twenty-three. TV Shows you watch regularly. None, really. Fucked up the two shows I did watch regularly by missing them. I wish I had the free time to worry about it. I really do.
Twenty-four. Where do you work? The Evil Empire.
Twenty-five. Halloween costume idea for this year? Don’t really have one. Oh, right, Halloween was another thing I used to be passionate about.
Twenty-six. What is your relationship status? Happily laid claim to =3
Twenty-seven. Last movie you just watched. Tried to watch Fight Club, got interrupted.
Twenty-eight. Your best friend’s name. I have a few here—my longtime best friend, Brian; my dog, Justice; my best chick friend, Katie; and Mike, who is legitimately here for me and as good a friend as I’m ever going to have.
Twenty-nine. A song that’s been stuck in your head. The Willing Wells: I through III.
Thirty. A book you want to read/have recently read. “The Jungle” by Upton Sinclair. Been meaning to reread that for ages now.

Reblog together with your birthday.
ukulelesrock: July 21st 1998
andybiersacksnurse: February 7th 2000. WHAT THE FUCK I'M THE YOUNGEST PERSON ON THIS LIST WHAT.
echelonkate: June 21st 1996
gorgeous-beauty-killer: April 23,1993
creepy-nightmare: March 20, 1995
8symmetry8: :O Mine is March 20, 1995 too! This never happened to me before... :o
motherfuckingsymmetry: March 10, 1994, I feel so old with you guys
shinigami-no-sekai: July 31, 1997. ._.
viridian-t0wn: January 16,1999
Silvereyedtsundere: May 6, 1995
Pokemon-gifs-fight: May 19,2000 lol i'm young
fatalsystemerror : July 1st, 1994 \m/
mechanized: June 27, 1991 ...am i really the only person in this list over 20 so far
vastderp: July 9, 1980! We made the internet you all suffer today.
derpderpmotherfuckers: May 16th, 1984. Adding my voice to the Old Motherfuckers crowd.
snowchildhero: August 25, 1983. There are people on here who are younger than the number of years I've been cosplaying...vastderp I love you for being older than me, LOL!
incendiochevaliere: March 28, 1990. mfw there are people 10 years younger than me on here.
amorphousblob: March 5, 1992. I'm almost twenty. Almost.
accell: November 16, 1992. I'll be 20 later. Also >mfw someone has a birthday in 2000 on this list
Ann-hero: May 16, 1993. I'll be 19. Whee~
darthxrevan: April 27, 1995 > mfw 2000 birthday
xpiratesx: April 18th, 1994 If you have a birthday in 2000 go the fuck outside and play tag or something for christs sake
andrewasfse: November 19th, 1992 didnt think people from 1995 or younger were allowed on here.
xbostons: July 30, 1995. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH 12 YEAR OLDS ON HERE
self-sustaining: May 26th, 1992 Holy Shit I feel way too old right now.
untied-shoelaces: June 16th, 1991 Why are there only 4 (I think) people older than me here? wtf am I too old for this site. |:
hearshotkid: September 13, 1989 I'm glad I'm not the only dinosaur here. :p
littlebetty: September 12, 1990 Oh wow, I had forgotten until I read this lol.
gamefreaksnz:

Adventure…Time Enough at Last
[via]

It’s like two loves of mine had a hilarious baby. And I’m oddly okay with it.

gamefreaksnz:

Adventure…Time Enough at Last

[via]

It’s like two loves of mine had a hilarious baby. And I’m oddly okay with it.

ectetcetera:

hisprophets:

Cats and I appear to have the same emotions.

This is my cat.